Coming at you like a randy dog, FRONT issue 17-fucking-5 is hitting the shelves today to the sound of more women screaming than The Beatles ever received because we would have told Yoko Ono to fuck off. We’ve put a shit ton of effort into these pages so you owe it to yourself to pick up a copy and read all the sexy words and stare constantly at the even sexier pictures. But why should you pick up the best magazine on the planet? Well luckily for you we’ve outlined precisely why.